Andrew Pau comes in this week as a 6-day champion! There are 10 people here hoping to keep Andrew from getting to 11 before the Teacher’s Tournament starts next week:
Andrew Pau Amherst, OH ![]() |
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Jeanne Roper Blacksburg, VA ![]() |
Buzzy Cohen Los Angeles, CA ![]() |
Stephanie Hunt Highland Park, NY ![]() |
Jerry Vinokurov Pittsburgh, PA ![]() |
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Ellen Plitt St. Louis, MO ![]() |
Joe Indiviglia San Diego, CA ![]() |
Ben Rothenberg Washington, DC ![]() |
Heather Burnett Orlando, FL ![]() |
Sanjiv Sarwate Round Rock, TX ![]() |
Tal Nadan Bronx, NY ![]() |
(contestant photo credit: jeopardy.com)
i wanted to see if i could find the 2 jokes Heather told on the 4/28/2016 show.
Alex: Heather Burnett is an accountant from Florida who has become an expert at joke telling. How did that happen?
Heather: Well, my nephews, Nicholas and Bryce, are just coming to the age when they understand jokes, and they like to tell me that Cinderella could never be on the basketball team because she always ran away from the ball.
[Laughter]
Heather: Now my–my niece Emily has another favorite–how do you turn a soup into gold?
Alex: How?
Heather: You add 24 karats.
[Laughter]
Alex: There is a stand-up career just waiting for this lady.
Heather: Thank you. [Laughs] Thank you.
Alex: Good luck.